Today in WTF?

Let's start out with some low hanging fruit written by a fruit who should be hanged (heh).

That, my friends, is an example of what 'net geeks like to call EPIC FAIL! Amazon is selling a book catering specifically to pedophiles called The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure. The description reads "This is my attempt to make pedophile situations safer for those juveniles that find themselves involved in them, by establishing certian rules for these adults to follow. I hope to achieve this by appealing to the better nature of pedosexuals, with hope that their doing so will result in less hatred and perhaps liter sentences should they ever be caught"

Um yeah, good luck with that, Philip R. Greaves. May your time behind bars be filled with eternal torment until you are finally shanked out of existence.

File Under: That'll Teach 'Em

Wolf whistle works, woman strips out of frustration. The only problem is her stripping gave them pretty much exactly what they wanted.

The police sergeant noted that "She's not an unattractive looking lady."

I'm sure the road workers learned their lesson and are whistling even louder and longer than before since they've now learned wolf whistling can actually result in an impromptu strip show.

Heck, it makes me want to start wandering the streets and whistling at all the beautiful women I see to see if they'll strip for me.