T-Shirt Idea

My idea for a t-shirt:
Front of shirt: It must be awfully hard for you to see....
Back of shirt: with your head so far up your ass.

I think I'll pass it along to my buddy who likes making shirts.

The sheer number of people living with their head buried in their own rectum is staggering. And it is amazing that they are able to live, mostly, normal lives while living with their head up their own asses. They can drive, they can eat, they can carry on a conversation, all while living with their head deeply and firmly implanted up their own backside.

Why yes, I do deal with complete and utter fucktards every single day of my life. And no, I'm talking anything to do with my work at all.

Funniest T-Shirt Ever

I was just reading Mark Morford's latest column about his Christmas wish list and he mentioned what is the funniest t-shirt slogan I've heard of in a long, long time.

Via T-Shirthell (which I cannot view from my school connection) the slogan is:
"Every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex"

Guaranteed to cause your narrow-minded associates and family paroxysms. And also pretty damned funny.

My personal favorite for a t-shirt or bumper sticker is "Are you evil or just stupid?"