Continuing my rather juvenile habit renaming of things with porn names here's the current top ten movies in America re-imagined as porn titles. (** Insert standard apology for being an offensive jackass here. **)
Friday the 13th - Pieday the 69th
He's Just Not That Into You - He's Just Using You
Taken - Jammed In
Coraline - Cockaline
Confessions of a Shopaholic - Confessions of a Nymphomaniac
Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Paul Splurt: Ball Slop
The Pink Panther 2 - The Pink Punter Spew
The International - The In Her Gashional
Slumdog Millionaire - Slamdog Butt in the Air
Push - Push (It In)
My favorite among the bunch? Slamdog Butt in the Air by a country mile (which is just a little more than a city mile due to the earth's curvature).