This Week in Weak and Strong #4

Lots of stuff going on this week. Let's get to it.

Weak Catch - Ex-MLB catcher Bobby (Ch)Estella, who was built like a brick shithouse and now we know why, will accuse Barry Bonds of getting him steroids in the government's never-ending witch hunt for one player while an entire league was rife with PED abuse.

Weak Reason to Fight - Two friends got into a little fight "over nothing" after some drinks and one was arguing with his girlfriend. One punch knocked the kid down, he smashed his head on the ground, never regained consciousness and died the next day.

Weak Legislators - The California budget impasse continues unabated. Three months and counting.

Strong, LiveStrong - The Amgen Tour of California is set to kick off. But there were already some pre-race fireworks when an asshat of a reporter named Paul Killage asked Lance Armstrong a question during a press briefing. This is the same reporter that referred to Lance Armstrong as "a cancer in the peloton". Nice.

Strong (and Just) Punishment - Richard Craig McNew raped and murdered a 90 year old woman. He's been found guilty and is going back to prison for the rest of his disgusting and pathetic life.

Save the Money for Your Incarceration, Kill Yourself Now

Convicted Calif. Molester Jumps to Death because he was facing 20 hard years in prison for repeatedly molesting a young girl over a five year period.

I wish I could feel bad for the guy but he knew what he was doing, did it over a long period of time and was convicted of it. That he committed suicide rather than spend a long time getting his ass kicked in prison is really okay with me.

I hate to say it but the world is a better place without him. He was guilty, he was a disgusting pedophile and his suicide will actually save alot of money.

Some might consider his suicide a miscarriage of justice but I think its a speeded up sentencing and carrying out of that sentence.

I think that convicted criminals should be given the option to die rather than face a lifetime in prison. I think that suicide should be embraced as a respectable way to atone for your crimes. It certainly means you won't be a repeat offender.

I've always thought how odd it is that the police would fight to save him just to lock him in a room for 20 years. Why not skip right to the end and let him die? Is that cold of me? I can be colder, why not let his victim be the one that pushes him off the building?

Get Ready for Some Checkbook Justice!

Prosecutors: Revoke Hilton's Probation because they have clear proof that she's driving on a suspended license after her DUI a while ago.

Does anyone really think Paris Hilton is going to do jail time for this? It'll cost a whole bunch but checkbook justice will prevail.

Besides, if she blasts her Ferrari into a tree while shitfaced then it really wouldn't be much of a loss and she'd be immortalized.

But the Anna Nicole stuff needs to die down first. Scheduling is everything, ya know?

Anyway, I like the idea of Paris Hilton in prison. I'm sure Fox would turn it into a HEEE-LARIOUS reality show.