Top 10 Things Bacon Does Not Improve

My post about bacon floss a couple of months ago got me to thinking about all the things that bacon improves. Rather than that impressive list of stuff, I thought it would quicker to list those things that bacon does not improve.

1. Yogurt
2. Ice cream
3. Twinkies - like bacon, Twinkies are a perfect food all by themselves.
4. Coffee - bacon and eggs with coffee is a classic but bacon IN coffee is a bad idea.
5. Jello - I can't verify this but its a good hunch that bacon and jello are not compatible tastes or textures.
6. Orange juice
7. Chocolate cake
8. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
9. Cherry pie
10. Cheesecake

For the Kool-Aid Report

Not much explanation needed beyond the image. For the fine and funny folks over at the Kool-Aid Report who have a deep devotion to bacon.

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