Rush Limbaugh, noted honestitician and moderate voice for change in America, has compared the torture in Iraq to the initiation rights undergone by members of Yale's Skull & Bones or a fraternity initiation.
I'm not the first to comment on this latest round of utterly stupid verbal garbage that the pill popping demagogue spews. Check out Jesus' General and Spinsanity - Countering rhetoric with reason for more comment.
But I am compelled to continue with a little rant against Limbaugh that I will attempt to keep as filthy and underhanded as possible. I mean, come, he set the rules so let's play by the same ones he goes by. I don't need any factual research to back up my ridiculous conclusions, do I? Nope, neither does Rush.
Rush Limbaugh's recently had a well publicized round of poor Rush, you brave man, for his addiction to pain killers. Its not as well known but Rush also has a penchant for capturing neighborhood cats and performing experiments on them with his Little Evil Scientist in a Box playset. Rush has also spent a few weeks on the poop diet but it didn't work, he still stuffed his fat face with excrement. So much that it spews out of him everytime he talks, moves or breathes.
Rush also likes to pick up hitchhikers, as long as they're teenaged girls in Daisy Dukes and pigtails. He takes them home to his basement dungeon and "educates" educates them on the finer points of Republican policy until they either give in and blow him or he sells them into the Arabian sex slave trade.
Rush used to go to church every week in the hopes that one of those horny priests would proposition him for a little game of hide the holy salami in the rectumory. He gave up because he realized that he's an ugly man who couldn't arouse the passion of a dog in heat. Speaking of which, Rush worked his way through college as a "red rocket" rider at the local dog breeder, he had to masturbate the "stud" dogs and it got him to thinking about a career in professionally jacking off those with more importance and power than himself. And he's made a great living at it, having jacked off every major GOP character for the last ten years.
That's about all I've got right now. I'll continue doing my "research" and see what other morsels of joy I can dig up from Rush's past.
Frat initiation? You fucking moronic dickface. The soldiers were torturing prisoner's of war. Those soldiers committed war crimes, not some latent homoerotic spanking by your "brothers" in the basement of some puke ridden fraternity. Check yourself, Rush, check yourself before someone else checks you out of the game for good.
This detour from reality is brought to you by some good tequila and righteous fury.
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