Four New Words

I've been saving a couple of these until I had enough to make a real post about but here are four new words I'm adding to the lexicon. Oh wait, five but Trippies isn't my word, I stole it from our office manager.

Trool - descriptive term for idiots who spend their time online just pissing people off, a drooling troll.

poserfarian - the idiot skinny white pukes with dreadlocks who wish they could be rasta but they're just idiot skinny white pukes who smoke dope alot and listen to reggae (though there's not a thing wrong with reggae music).

trippy - trust fund hippy, the guy who looks like he got dressed by having his clothes shot at him after they'd been rolled on by a pig in the mud, he hangs out all day with his pals smoking dope and kicking hackey sack before getting in his $35,000 Pathfinder and going home to his huge house. This comes from Kelly.

gallability - the slow diminishing of one's pride or dignity or whatever that allows or enables someone to ask perfect strangers for their change even though the asker isn't homeless, just poor. The same term could be applied to the beggars with cardboard signs that read "Why Lie? I need a beer. God Bless" and expect you to give them money for it.

SUMV - Sport Utility Mini Van, what any minivan becomes when a teenage boy gets behind the wheel.