I came across Esquire's Brutally Honest Personals on MetaFilter today and am pretty sure that this is a joke of some sort. Who in their right mind would say something like this in a personal "And despite having a large stomach and excess facial and body hair from polycystic-ovary syndrome, I am extremely picky." Or "I'm an overweight, middle-aged underachiever. The skull tattoos on my arms complement my wardrobe, which I call rural proletarian. I sleep on the floor in a sparsely furnished apartment. I urinate frequently and pick my nose. I'm embarrassed that I own a Bible." Dave's sexual habits? "Can be summed up simply: brief digital, extended oral, premature genital. I have herpes."
Yeah, they're going to get hooked up soon.
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