4.29.2004

George Bush is America's First Female President

What kind of a pussy is George Bush? She can't meet with the 9/11 Commission unless she's got her big Dick with her? No transcripts, lawyers and big Dick right next to her. Oh wait, it gets better. They are meeting in the White House so they're on their home turf, they aren't even under oath to tell the truth and then they have the audacity to claim that they are cooperating completely?

Why are they speaking to the commission together? So they can collude to make sure that neither screws the other over by getting caught in a lie. The fact that they were allowed to appear together is utter bullshit. Why are they getting special treatment? Because they're in power or because they're guilty of misdeeds surrounding the tragedy. They couldn't even get their stories straight enough to meet separately.

Bush and Dick, a match made in heaven and then thrust upon us in hell.

The Boondocks comic strip from yesterday does an excellent job of summing up the Bush Presidency.

Oh yeah, Ralph Nader needs to bow the fuck out of the election before he hands the goddamned election over to the Resmuglican asshole party. Hey Ralph, you're smart enough to know that Bush is a cancer to this country. Step back and allow a man who's first priority ISN'T to spend more money more wrecklessly than ever before and then take more vacation days than any president in history.

Come on, Ralph, spread those legs, remove your head from your asshole and think about what's really good for the country.

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