A New Gimmick Drink and Future Road Monstrosity

I was in the shower this morning, scrubbing off puppy slobber and dirt when I came up with a new drink. Its called the Palindrome, take a shot of Crown Royal and top with Royal Crown Cola. Or maybe it should be CRRC? I don't know but I know they taste good anyway.

Just saw this big old bugger on Yahoo News
The Smar Truck III


And I could help but wonder how soon it will take to get these behemoths on the road so that wee dicked numbnut asses can pilot them with reckless abandon just like the Hummers and Expeditions and Escalades.

One observation, did they not enclose the tires from the front on purpose so that people would shoot at them hoping to blow them out when they're almost certainly run flats? And that looks like an awful lot of glass in that front windshield, nice juicy target for Mr. AK-47, no?

On the plus side, the truck has some cool mil-spec features like equipment to pinpoint sniper locations and a remote controlled .50 caliber machine gun that can be deployed from the back of the vehicle.