Today's Lesson
Today's lesson is called: Lock the Door

As everyone who saw Fast Time at Ridgemont High, not locking the door can result in an awkward situation (and a great chance to slip in a dream sequence of Phoebe Cates showing off her boobs). Lock the door to the bathroom when you've entered it for use. Pretty simple but easy to forget.

And no, I wasn't making like Brad Hamilton (Judge Reinhold) and milking the trouser snake. But I did forget to lock the door and had my visit to the porcelain goddess interrupted.

So, take a lesson from me and lock the door or risk your co-workers getting to see more of you then you might like.