Some Politico Bashing
By way of MetaFilter, Rules for Being a Republican.

At first I felt like laughing and then I felt kind of sad and then I got pissed off again.
Read it if you dare.

The Rebuttal by a GOP stoolie. Print them out and put them side by side. Which one reads like it was written by the "smart" brother at SAE?

For example, 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and really a very nice person.

The Rules for Being a Republican, 16. You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is sound government policy but providing health care to all Americans is socialism personified.

Possibly the only thing more irritating about the Republicans ham handed responses and overt criminality, they have all the damned money and have created a society that values money and sees it as power above all else. The largest bank accounts win because the sheep of the nation will blindly follow whichever voice is loudest and most persistent.

I hope for more but I expect less. I hope that people have been able to connect their living situation, their worsening lives on a daily basis and connect that up to what is happening in the White House now. Your money? It doesn't go as far as it used to, does it? Shit is more expensive and the guy in charge just asked for $500 Billion more to go to the moon, set up camp and then go for Mars. I get the exploration for exploration's sake but hey, we haven't finished the earth yet.

Anybody but Bush, ANYBODY BUT BUSH! Or Cheney or Al "Any fool who calls me a Republican mole is a racist" Sharpton or Chinless Joe or Dicky "Cardboard Cutout" Gephardt. Dean? Sure, he's my first choice, growl or not, who gives a damn? Kerry? Yep, if he's the choice of the party, then he's my choice too. Edwards? Alright, don't know enough about him yet but so what, anybody put in charge is going to look like a genius after Shrub's put back in his ranch where he can play cowboys and indians with his secret service detail.

Anyway, go read them both. Honestly, I didn't finish the awful and sophomoronic (ooh yeah, could feel a new word coming on all day!) pile of crap written by the GOP monkey. After they stopped making any sense, what's the point?