Worst Arrest Pic Ever and Exploding Whale Carcasses
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in the time it takes for his wife, who's 37 years younger than him, to get all up in his shit. By the way, no, I don't generally make light of domestic abuse cases because there really isn't anything in the least bit funny about one person beating their wife or husband but I think the facts in this case will show that it was just an argument that got a little out of hand.

I've had the most fun trying to figure out what he's thinking as they snap the pic with his mixture of looks going. I see the number crunching in his eyes, the Damn!-this-is-gonna-cost-me look. I see the tired grimace of a man who looks like he just wanted to get some sleep. And then there's the hair, the best 'do I've seen in an arrest photo since this guy.

And in Exploding Whale Carcass News
Sperm Whale Explodes During Transport (yes, there is a picture or, here's a shortcut, blowed up whale) and I really hope the terrorists don't hear about this. They'll start trying to hijack whales and run them into buildings.

A Victory in the Telemarketing Wars
Now they can no longer hide behind "Unknown Name, Unknown Number", New Rules: Telemarketers Must Display IDs. Funny thing is that more people will probably answer the phone if they can see who's calling. I almost always ignore unknown name, unknown number calls.

But this is a step in the right direction anyway.