Some Bitter Cheddar That Bites Back
And now for something a little different, Sarcastic .

1. What sucked today?
Waking up kind of sucked. Having to go to work kind of sucked. Knowing that some animal is sleeping on my pipes sucks.

2. How are ya doing?
Pretty damned fine overall except my back's acting up some at night now, I'm not sleeping enough and I think I'm getting another case of athlete's foot.

3. Got any plans for the weekend?
Super Bowl Sunday! Hell yeah, gonna get drunk before halftime and completely forget to watch the second half, just like every year with the exception of the Patriots Super Bowl a couple of years ago.

4. Hey, is that a new haircut?
No. Its an old haircut that I've carefully let grow out into a whole new look, I call it homeless-guy-finds-some-gel.

5. What's up?
The sky, dumbass. And taxes and the deficit and a big gnarled pole in Shrub's backside.

6. Spare some change?
Spare? No, I have some but I work for it to pay for food for my family. Not so you can sit on your ass all day, every day and do nothing but live off of other people's hard work.

7. What is it with kids today?
Its that damned rap music and MTV and Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears dumbing down kids and making them think that porn videos are good for publicity and that tattoos that seem cool now won't be in twenty years. Oh yeah, and the whole extreme sports thing, guys taking stairway rails in their nuts, good on you, lads, that'll help whittle down the stupid in the population.

Ahh, that felt good! Nothing like some palate cleansing Bitter Cheddar to wash out the day's joy!
Want some Cheddar X? Go get some and bite it!