Making Your Mother Laugh, a Good Thing
I got an email from my mom the other day in response to the Moron House post. One line in there got her laughing and I wanted to repost it here because damned if I don't think its some fine wordsmithing.
Case in point, the master bathroom's low flow model needs to have its handle held down for a minimum of five seconds and usually for about ten seconds to flush decently well. And there's still the possibility of some dookie peekaboo, i.e. you flush it, all the goodies go away and then one pops back out to spin around the bowl again.

The operative terms were in the middle there, dookie peekaboo.

And my mom laughed at it. That's cool!

That is all.