And A Box and Some Stamps Please
Unabomber Wants His Bomb Back
I don't know, I have a hard time believing that this isn't some kind of joke. Or maybe its an elaborate build up to an insanity appeal. There's no way a sane person would ask for his tools of destruction back once he's already locked up forever.

I love the pic included in the article too. , he looks like a double for Charlie Manson.

The news piece is just too chock full of roll on the ground hilarity to get into here. Like he wants his hunting rifle back, um sure dude.

How's prison treating you? Able to sit down again yet? Probably not, that's likely why he wants to rifle and bomb.

Actually, he wants them to be sent to the U of Michigan for study. Maybe he's got pals there who will put them on Ebay for him so he can buy some smokes in the joint?

Some Cheap War Humor
Just heard this joke from a co-worker and wanted to share.

All of Saddam's body doubles were called to a meeting in a super secret location in Iraq.
The Minister of Body Doubles addresses the group, "Good news, Saddam is still alive so you all still have jobs."
And the room breaks out in cheers.
The Minister continues, "The only problem is he lost his right arm in the conflict."