And Oh By the Way, the Oscars
Not that much of anyone gave a damn, least of all me, but they had the Oscars last night. I've not checked any score sheets to see who won but from the headlines it looks like "Chicago" won a bunch of stuff. Which makes sense really, its a musical that I wouldn't ever see (I topped out on musicals after the gang fight scene in West Side Story thanks) about gangsters and the mafia in Chicago. Woohoo. Whatever.

I'm just thankful that Joan Rivers' re-animated corpse was let out to air for a little bit. I think I clicked past E last night and saw her skeleton with her coat tail riding daughter slicing up outfits as if it really matters at all what people wear to the fucking show. I really and truly wish they would just let her dessicated corpse rest in peace. She looks awful, sounds worse and is just kind of sad to watch on TV (even if its only for as long as it takes to press the channel up or down button on the remote).

But hey, if anyone's interested then check out Excite's List of Winners.

I was not and thus did not.