Lighter Note Posting
Jay sent this on to me today and its well worth a post, especially because its funny and not at all like the last post. If you get offended then, well, tough shit. Go elsewhere. I'm not in any mood to be either politically correct or nice. So laugh or don't, its you who doesn't have the sense of humor. And no, I don't agree with all this stuff in reality, its meant to be FUNNY (go look it up if you don't know what that word means).
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Site Update News
Finally got my song list from the iPod updated down there along the side. After moving to the new hard drive, my play counts got reset and I'm back at zero. But its cool, I like the music that keeps coming up. I'm sure it'll change around a bunch more before all's said and done.