It is really quite simple.
Tyra Banks has crazy eyes. I could have ended the post right here but, alas, I cannot.
Oprah does not.
Tyra Banks has two names.
Oprah does not.
Tyra Banks is a supermodel turned talk show host and retained her diva mentality.
Oprah is a reporter/journalist turned talk show host and has retained her humble roots (or at least does a better job of appearing to have retained her humble roots).
But really it comes back to the eyes, Tyra's fucking insane. And yes, I do half expect her to come knocking on my door and set me on fire with those crazy eyes.