Sacred Cheese

Its time for some cheese, the brand cheese, that is.

1. What's your favorite board game?
I'd have to say Monopoly ranks on top but I was also hugely partial to Risk and Stratego.

2. If you had to sing a song on national TV (ala the bleh-worthy American Idol), what song would you sing?
I Will Survive, the Cake version.

3. If you had to sing a duet, what song would you sing and with who?
Don't Give Up by Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush. I'd sing it with Tori Amos because I dig her voice.

4. If your life was made into a movie, what would the title be?
Two Wheel Fury

5. If your life was made into a porn movie, what would the title be?
Thrust Monkey

6. Who would you want to play you in the movie of your life?
Brad Pitt but he'd had to be more buff than he is in Troy.

7. In the porn?
I think that, because no one would be able to capture my intensity, I'd have to nominate myself for the part.

From Easy,
8. What are some of the top bumper stickers you've seen or thought of (I do think this is a repeat but that's cool, we've got a lot of new members)?
My newest one I've come up with is a snark on the "Honk if you Love Jesus" style, its "Hork if you Loave Jesus". I came across a Jeep the other day that had several winners though, the best was "I Love my Penis".

Next week's Cheddar is likely going to be political so expect lots of crickets chirping.

That's my and I'm sticking to it!