Some Advice for AOL

Hey AOL, I heard you're losing money faster than a drunk millionaire in Vegas.

Thought I might pass along a bit of advice on how to not only save a bunch of money but how to also preserve whatever meager shred of good will you still have remaining in the marketplace.

How about you stop blanketing the entire country with your lame ass free AOL cd's? Stop inserting them into my magazines, stop peppering them all over the stores, stop mailing them to and making me wait in line to get my "package" from you morons?

Tally up the total cost of this incredibly stupid and wasteful campaign and then reconsider your tactics. Every single time I get one of your free CDs in the mail, I not only throw it away, I smash it so that no one else can use your crappy little Only-The-Internet-We-Decide-Is-Safe-For-You bullshit either. I haven't bothered to count how many of your lame promotional offers I've trashed but its gotta be more than a hundred by now. That's a hell of a lot of money for trash, isn't it?

Do us all a favor and reduce your extremely stupid and unproductive marketing campaign. The world will breath a sigh of relief and you might actually find that people are open to trying your shitty service again. I'm not one of those people but I'm sure there are some people out there that need to have their hand held while they surf about on the big bad Internet.

Just a thought.