The Character Assassination Attempt by the RNC

This character assassination is brought to you by the letters R, N and C, they stand for Rich Nasty Cocksuckers or Republican National Congress, they're interchangeable.
Kerry criticized for French connection

Okay, so now, because they've realized that he's a pretty decent human being, a smart and reasoned man, now they're going to attack his "Frenchness"?

I have an extremely hard time believing that anyone has ever voted for these fucking retards.
They have all the maturity of a 13 year old boy off his Ritalin.

Not only are they demonstrating just how weak their ability to assassinate his character is, they're demonstrating just what a bunch of racists idiots they really are. Its evil to be French? What? Oh wait, I get it. The French have been anti-Iraq so they're trying to make this daisy chain leap of anti-ness and make Kerry look like he's anti-Iraq because he can speak French, has a French cousin, probably once had French Fries (they are still called French Fries, right? Not that unspeakably stupid Freedom Fries crap), at least twice had French Toast and once, just once though, he French-kissed a girl, went out on a date with a girl that had French braids in her hair and slept in a house that had French doors.

Honestly, the RNC is a bunch of in-bred, over stuffed morons if this is the best they can do.

If we're going for character assassinations, then we'd have no trouble turning Shrub into a pile of mulch.
Hey RNC goons, stick to the real stuff, your candidate can't stand the scrutiny of daylight on his record so maybe its best to not go turning over stones on our side in the hopes of finding some dirt. We know your guy is dirtier than Pig Pen, do you really want to start a war of character?

Thanks to Ethan for the quality story link.

By the way, how utterly ridiculous the Bush camp's reaction has been to the whole 9/11 terrorism warnings and briefings. Um yeah, there were no warnings about when, where, what and how they were going to strike, just that they were an imminent threat and might hijack planes. Oh sorry, that isn't enough info. Don't those pesky terrorists know that ol' Shrub needs a goddamned road map to find his own ass?

Let's quote his idiotness, "There was nothing in there that said, you know, 'There is an imminent attack,'" Bush told reporters. "That wasn't what the report said. The report was kind of a history of Osama's (bin Laden's) intentions." Okay, a history of intentions? Um, does anyone know what that means? How about the fact that there were 70 different investigations into bin Laden at that time? No, not enough to warrant maybe reading more than the first paragraph of the briefings left by the outgoing Clinton regime? Oh sorry, they should have put more pictures in.

What a joke of a moron this guy is and yet, he has legions of idiots ready to do his bidding. It bothers me that so many of my fellow Americans are such sheep that they can't see this man for the moron he is.