Two New Words before the Bell

From a recent comment thread over on the return of Plain Layne, I came up with a new word in the comments and then came up with another one while attempting to explain the first one to Ryan.

Suavaciousness - the essence of attempting to be sauve and cool.
[Update: Ryan, ever the nitpicker, was compelled to point out that suave has the 'u' before the 'a' and, looking at that sentence, I'm sure there's a joke in there if I were to dig in a little. Anyway, its changed now, Ryan. And you'd better be spell checking your posts!]

Specimess - what you give back to the nurse at the sperm bank.