Poisoned Cheddar

Its time again to play ! A random set of questions this week but I think we're moving back to another Word Association like last week again for next time.

1. What would you want written on your epitaph?
I'm tempted to say something like, "Tinker, Tailer, Soldier, Sailor, Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man, Thief" but I've really only been two of those so maybe I'd just go with something like, "Here Lies Johnny Huh?, husband, father, son, brother, lover, builder, mogul, god." Or would that be slightly over the top?

2. What do you collect and why?
I've decided to start a collection of houses, I've only got one now but I want to have a couple of dozen soon. Why? Because then I can become a slumlord and spend all day chasing down deadbeat tenants with a spring loaded baton and a taser. Hey, it beats working.

3. What's the dumbest legal action you know of?
Georgia outlawing genital piercings comes to mind. I'm sure there are plenty more though.

4. What single decision in your life do you wish you could change? (might be a double, oh well)
I don't know if there was a single moment when I was a kid and rebelling against everything that people said I should be and was told that I had a high IQ and unlimited potential. Instead of embracing those powers for practical ends, I one eightyed and became an anti-intellectual and spent most of my high school years hanging out with the art room (read that, dope smoking) crowd.

5. Some people resemble their dogs, do you know anyone that resembles their name?
The only that really comes to mind is Chris Moneymaker, the amateur poker player who just parlayed a $10K buy-in to the World Series of Poker and walked away with something like $2.4 million.

6. What's your favourite / most used unit of time?
I'd have to go with eternity because I love correcting people when they speak in absolutes like never.

7. What's the best internet time device you've seen so far?
Cable Clock wins for me although the Human Clock comes in a pretty close second.

So that's my Cheddar for the week. Want some? Go and get some for yourself!