That's right, its time for the
This week is all about word associations so let's get right to it.
Olympics, you say? = Dream Team farce
Politics = liars lying about other liars
John Kerry = Um, okay
George Bush = Um, no fucking way
Osama = Overdue justice
Same-sex marriage = what's the problem?
Todd Bertuzzi = violent sport poster boy
Barry Bonds = asterisk
The Passion of the Christ = yawn
Beach = hell yeah!
Britney Spears = Like, okay
Paris Hilton = the hottest retard around
Microsoft = IT poison
France = snail sucking wankers
Hans Blix = WMD
Linux = the new Apple
MTV = didn't they used to play music?
Outsource = jobs? we don't need no stinking jobs
Hummer H2 = penile enhancement device
Honor = a lost concept
Love = my wife
Courteney Love = skank
This was actually quite alot of fun to do. Maybe we'll have to do another one of these again, maybe more themed next time around. But anyway, there's this week's
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Unrelated News
I'd forgotten to mention this in my post annual performance review write up yesterday, I've also been promoted as well. No longer a manager, I'm now a director which just helps to fluff up my resume nicely. And means I get all new business cards too!
And I was able to apply a little Survivor game technique to the review as well, we'd discussed rewards for the top tier super hits that make PR flacks cream themselves, places like the Wall Street Journal, New York Times, The Economist and other major hefe pubs. Instead of something solely for me, I parlayed those hits into lunch out for the whole office! I figure that'll help keep me on staff for at least another three days at a time.
And Even Less Related News
Jon Stewart has re-upped his contract with Comedy Central through 2008. Why does this matter? Because The Daily Show is among the most consistently funny and entertaining program on the box. And I interviewed a guy the other day who was an intern under Craig Kilborn who confirmed my initial impressions about him. Craig Stillborn is an unrequited ego stroked prick. I knew it before and its nice to have the validation. Jon Stewart, on the other hand, is genuinely funny and small enough to put in your pocket and take him home.
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