only this time there's a twist where the order of the day is rhyming or responding in verse. It was far harder to come up with questions than I first thought. Have some fun, take your time, getting the Cheddar up late isn't a crime and over the weekend or next week is fine.
And whoever can figure out what rhymes with orange gets the bonus prize this week!
1. What is your favorite poem or verse? Why?
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggarman, Thief.
I like it alot
'Cause a bad memory I got
And, the shorter the better
For this week's Cheddar.
2. Describe your family.
My little family is growing
From the kids we've been sowing
The addition of the pup
Will lift us both up
A word or two about my wife
Without her I'd have no need of life
My mother's a pediatric saint
Married to Steve, Hemingway he ain't
My sister and her family live in Maine
Too cold for me, what a pain
My brother's family lives in New York
Too much action, I feel like a dork
And my step-mom lives in Floridada
Near my elderly German grandmama.
I will spare you the rest of the clan
For on and on would have to be the plan.
3. What line in a song or poem do people always screw up that drives you nuts?
Its My Country Tis of thee, Sweet Land of Liberty you barmy drunk dinks.
You come to the country, pretend your patriotism and every thinks
There goes an ass without an ounce of class
And he should remember that his shit still stinks.
4. Are there poems or songs that you intentionally change the words to?
A song once song by a rock band
Had a line in it that I took in hand
I changed the words I'd said
And then I bit off me head
And buried it deep in the sand.
5. Make up a standard limerick about something funny that happened in the last couple of days.
Driving, driving, driving from home to work
Watching, watching, watching a guy be a jerk
He races into openings in his truck
Only to get blocked and stuck
And then drifts behind me again to lurk.
6. How about a haiku about your last intense emotional moment?
A moment of zen
Amid the noise of the world
And peace reigns again.
7. What's caught your eye in the news lately?
Making liars rich for selling books
About making up lies for news
Turning back all dirty looks
And laughing while cheating your dues
Shortcuts to success
A smirk like a jerk
Your life is a mess
And I hope you never again find work.
A smirking jerkin in charge
Was AWOL while others were dying
Drinking and driving at large
Never a thought for all of the lying.
Paybacks a bitch and the time is coming
To send him home to his ranch estate
And revile his memory for his rampant dumbing
And his ability to generate anti-US hate.
A candidate's run killed by replay
An attack against a voice of justice and right
Shame upon the media for the display
And for attempting to continue a nation's plight.
It ain't pretty and it ain't good but that's this week's
from the House of Huh?
Get some!
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