I've poached a cool little trick I saw on a pal's (Why I Hate Life) blog. Its an instant translator into Spanish and back into English again which is about the fastest way I know to make whatever you're reading, funny.
Check it out Translate Intellectual Poison.

And some news about Martha Stewart from our good friends over at the Onion.

Martha Stewart Stalker Can Barely Keep Up

EAST HAMPTON, NY�Richard Kowalcyk, 36, who for several years has been stalking author, magazine publisher, TV personality, and house-and-home guru Martha Stewart, told reporters Monday that he can barely keep up. For more click here Poor Guy.