If Jesse James drove a Hummer... then you can bet he wouldn't have been retarded enough to put old wooden wagon wheels on it and call it "Art".It would have been more art-like (or is that art-esque?) to make its tires out of little green Army Men. At least that would have been a statement that made the slightest bit of sense.
Actually, it would have been more of a statement to put the Hummer's wheels on an actual horse drawn wagon. Maybe even some spinners for the bling-bling-I'm-an-idiot effect.
