Spam from a Fake Doctor is Still Spam

Lately it seems like more and more of the spam that piles up in my in-box is attributed to people with "Dr." in front of their name or "PhD" behind their name as if the added letters to the lie make the spam any more likely to be read and acted upon.

The likelihood that a real doctor would waste his or her time by sending spam to the masses is pretty minimal and, even if they were a real doctor, I wouldn't trust them any further than I could throw them. If they had to resort to spam to make a living then they can't be a very good doctor or maybe they got their degree via spam?

In any case, spam is spam, anyone who buys anything through spam should be shot into the sun. Spammers are the lowest form of existence and anyone caught being a spammer should be fed, feet first, into an industrial meat grinder and turn into spam sauasage.