Color Me McSick
In some freakish turn, McDonald's has decided to try and horn in on Starbuck's and the other overpriced coffee megacorps by opening up a McCafe (no, I'm not making this up) in Mountain View. McCafe Opens in Mountain View, where you can get some mass produced "gourmet" coffee and muffins and other toxic crap to poison yourself right alongside junior and his Happy Meal with a full week's worth of sodium in one tidy little package.

Blech. McNasty. McGreedy. McStupid and finally, McProfitable Again for McSlappy's.

A Truthful Name for a Religious Rock Band
This'll bother some but oh well.

I came up with a good name that's both clever but also reflective of the current state of the church in this country.

The Mighty Sods or Sod the Mighty and no, I don't think I'll explain it. I'll let the words permeate your consciousness and you can decide for yourself.