Marketing Spam to Unutterably Stupid People
Someone opened the spam floodgates on me this weekend. A good 70 or 80 messages in my in-box this morning after deleting 40 or more last night.
One of them caught my eye and I read the subject line, amazed that some fucking in-bred numbnuts scumfuck actually thinks their spam would work. The subject line read "Erase You Debt aasdqwerwe" and had a link in it for spam site that will help you get rid of your debt while they steal your identity and buy themselves a new Benz on your credit.

Seriously, what kind of an utter moron could possibly fall for such a stupid spam? And if there were someone that dumb then how did they survive this long without walking into traffic or stabbing themselves to death with a fork? Or choking on their own tongue?

Spammers must operate on the assumption that the world is filled with nearly brainless dipshits that will take any bait offered. I bet they're crappy fishermen too.

And what's the friggin' deal with everyone getting plump lips? You want thicker, fuller lips? Punch yourself in the mouth a few times!