How About a Little Humor to Lighten Up the Whole War Thing?

From Erika comes a few good jokes about Iraq. Always appreciated, hon! Plenty more to write about today but time's short, no internet at the office right now and things are already strained like mad there anyway so I'd likely not be writing much. But I'm at home right now so I can tap out a note or two as they strike me.

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A-10... B-2 ... B-52 ... C-5 ... E-3 ... F-15.... F-16 ... F-18

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

POW Rescue Update
I have CNBC on (and they don't have naked pics of Maria Bartiromo either) and they just updated the rescue of Jessica Lynch. She has two broken legs and a broken arm, no mention of how the injuries were sustained as of yet but I'm sure it'll all come out soon enough.

The other thing from the short report is that Saddam has been using hospitals as military command posts. Umm, guess what's going to happen, Saddam? Those hospitals are gonna get leveled and that's more stuff we've gotta rebuild.