Reality TV, not in Iraq
Apparently reality has become a bit of a bother for the Iraqi military so they're deciding to make their own reality now.
Iraq denies losing Umm Qasr, Faw peninsula.

This reminds me of a line from Where the Wild Things Are, if you don't have a happy ending then make one out of cookie dough (or something like that, might be from another book, might be Remember the Night Rainbow).

But reality will come crashing down upon the head of Sodumb and his crazy ass sons much like the ceilings of their presidential palaces with the MOAB's raining down upon his three inch thick skull (and yes, that leaves room for only the tiniest of brains). Good luck convincing yourselves that things are going you're way. According to plan? Umm, your plan probably didn't include a royal ass whooping on international TV, did it?

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Go hit the Mint, go right now. They have a bunch of excellent posts up right now and are well worth a read or ten. Funny guys! I'd copy them over here but they get and deserve all the credit. Go get those nasty Iraqi's Optimus Prime, sorry Corporal Optimus Prime or whatever his friggin' rank is.