From the Well-Duh News Department
Computer Virus Writers Mostly Obsessed Males

Um yeah, why not spend some money to research something we don't already know? Like how we ended up with a war-crazed President who's going to commit our country to a war that no one wants (scratch that, the Unitard States of Recneckia want it but only because they need new space to go four wheelin' in).

But hey, since its going to happen whether we like it or not, whether we approve of it or not, let's just all jump on the bandwagon and pat ShrubCo on the back for pursuing his and his buddy's oil interests at the expense of the rest of our nation by flushing any international good will we might still have down the toilet by engaging in an illegal military action halfway across the world.

By the way, I watched a Republican senator on Larry King Live last night say that we can MAKE money out of this whole deal because Iraq (not sure if people knew this yet) is sitting atop of vast, vast quantities of oil that we, the USA, can sell FOR the Iraqi people and they'll live better and we'll still make money. Um, isn't that pretty much what Iraq tried to do to Kuwait like eleven years ago?

No no no, that was completely different. You see, THAT was Iraq and we're the United States of America and we can do no wrong, we're the world's only super power (did they forget about China?) so we've got to be right.

Um yeah. This is a Texan oil war, plain and simple.