More Joe Millionaire Dirt
Yeah, I can't help it but I can be sucked right back into the whole Joe Millionaire thing but when you come across Good Joe Dirt then you've gotta share.

Two castoffs talking smack about Evan (Joe) and how he was a loser anyways? Hmmm, I'll go a wee bit out on the limb and say "Sour grapes much, you gold diggers?"

Anyway, its good for a grin. And next week's the tell all where the others get to rip on Joe alot and say how they knew all along that he wasn't worth $50 million because they were soooooo smart and not because they lost. That ought to be entertaining.

Other Wacky Too-Much-Free-Time News
Thanks to Mark "You Are God if there is a God" Morford I have found yet another site that just makes me ask what in the fuck people are smoking to come up with Fasting for George W. Bush wherein people are exhorted to go without food to help secure Shrub's "holiness". And I don't think I even WANT to know how that works. But hey, sign up and send them notes saying that you tried to fast but were compelled out of a duty to Shrub's holiness to attempt to murder a whole race of people because you were hungry. Or not. What in the hell are people doing to come up with utterly stupid ideas like this? Please tell me its a couple of teenagers in the midwest who died because they were laughing so hard that this prank grew legs on them. Please?

New Reality TV LOW
Are You Hot? in which vacuous pretty people (the only kind we really care about in America, right?) show you and tell you how awesome and hot they are. Regardless of the fact that, if you've gotta tell people you're hot, you're not. I'm sure this show will do well because it'll feature visuals over substance and that's really what sells in America these days. Why learn anything when all that TRULY matters is that you're pretty, well hot. And everyone knows physical beauty is far more important than intelligence or personality (which goes to explain why these people on the show come across as being, well, bitches and assholes).

Tell you what, there should be two classes of people in America. Those that give a damn about the world and what's happening in it and those that are vain loser idiots who prize the transient physical beauty of the moment instead of someone you can actually hold a conversation with and like as a person, not just as a breathing sex toy.