When Getting a Ticket is a Good Thing
Paula will vouch for me on this, earlier this week I was saying that I'm totally due to get stopped by the cops for something, anything. The other day when I rode up to Scotts Valley to get a haircut on the motorcycle, a Chips style California Highway Patrolman on his big pig mega cruiser gunned me as I went by. And there was another coulda-incident the other day.

But last night ended up being my turn and my time to get picked by the police. No worries, no DUI's or anything like that. Just too many bodies for not enough seat belts. But we had been at a party and had been drinking. My sole advice here (because I'm actually going to cut this post short and go outside to play) is don't be an asshole to cops when they pull you over. Be cool to them and they'll likely be pretty cool to you.

So I got easy for my getting pinched by the man. Yippee! Now I get a six month reprieve from cop watch!