Ooops, Fox Gets Another Black Eye

Today's Morning Fix (sent out at 3:45 this afternoon, hmmmmm?) details how Fox's Joe Millionaire has had a serious bondage mama on the show. One who's starred in numerous dungeonesque red movies where she's the dominatrix. Nice work! Check out the story at SFGate: A Nice Ball Gag for Joe Millionaire (SFGate credits The Smoking Gun for breaking the story about Ms. Whip-Yer-Ass) . They also lambast the show some and make fun of the whole concept really. In addition to pointing out the sad but quite obvious fact that every single one of those women lied blatantly about their ages, SFGate estimates that they shaved an average of 8 years off their ages which is sizable when they're saying their 26.
Pretty funny review really.

But I'd probably still watch the show and want to catch the finale. Why? Because that's when all these gold digging ho's are going to find out that Joe (or whatever his name is, Evan?) makes not very much money at all instead of the $50 million they'd been told he had. Just that moment, that priceless and timeless moment when they realize that not only are they gold diggers but the entire nation knows they're gold diggers too. Woohoo! Some reality television is well worth the price of admission, then again, all TV's worth the price of admission, just some is more worth it than others. Anyone got change for a zero dollar bill?