From the Land of What the Fudge?
Billy over at The Fabulous Mint 400 has too much time on his hands if he's coming up with crazy stuff like this, MintyAss and Hot Hot Porn.

At least it made me smile while watching the clock tick around on the phone waiting for tech support people to let me know why my email program sucks ass right now (wow, two ass references in the same short post, what are the odds?).