Presidential Colon Cleansing: Need to NO Basis

Okay, I understand that the world has changed alot and these days everything is up for scrutiny but PUHHHHLEASE! Bush to Be Sedated for Colon Test Saturday, I mean, is this news? Is this something anyone but Georgie Porgy needs to know about? Or is it more of a warning in the Al Haig vein. The Bush-is-out-cold-so-Cheney's-in-charge? I can see it from that angle but truly, who cares that Bush is getting knocked out to get a rubbered glove up his backside?

We truly are a most freakish nation.

In other news, President Bush describes the big ole' dooper he had the other day, downplaying his upcoming bout with the procotologist. "Sure was a big 'un," he was heard chortling after the press conference to announce the defecatory triumphs of our Commander-in-Chief.