Old Nympho Sluts

Yep, that's what greeted me in one of my in-boxes this morning. No wait, that was who it was from, the subject line was even better "Old Sex Crazed Women Fucking Non-Stop" Um, thanks but wrinkles don't really get me turned on, maybe I should add a yet on the end of that. But I'm pretty sure that even when I'm old and wrinkled and limp that I'll still lust after the fresh young hotties. That's what we're conditioned to do and I'm a product of my universe, we have to be. Though another question that comes to mind is what's wrong with these women that they feel the need, desire and ability to hump non-stop as the ad says? Are they drug addled opium freaks with overactive pleasure centers? Experimental women gone wrong and unable to turn off themselves or sate their rampant sexual desire? Sounds like more an issue for a good doctor rather than a 30 something guy to get his rocks off to. At least its not the crap promoting interracial violence! What's up with that?

Well, crap. I'd gotten up early to go for a moto with Patrick but woke up with a swollen left hand after going and playing softball last night. Which, I'd written about earlier but forgot to post from my laptop at home and will get it up and online later on tonight when I'm home. Basically, I took a hard grounder off the meat right under my index finger and got a stinger that seems to want to twinge me out. Its even a little bruised though the bruise could easily be mistaken for a smudge (though the pained look on my face as you try to wipe it off might tell you otherwise).

So, faced with such a horrifying image I'm also struck by the notion that there are people out there, and not necessarily old people at all, who get into wrinkle porn. And that sets in motion a whole series of questions about the sort of circumstances that can sexualize a person's thoughts towards the geriatric set. Or it could be the whole niche fulfilling thing in Darwinian law, best characterized by the lemurs on Madagascar. Without a full set of natural niche fillers the lemurs evolved into each niche themselves. There are a crazy variety of species of lemur out there, check out theCIA World Fact Book on Madagascar or PBS's What is a Lemur?. I like the word prosimian, brings to mind a monkey in a baseball uniform though I know full well that that's not the case. Anyway, I just found out that there are only 32 species of lemur endemic to the island.

And let's just see if that little bugger comes up.